1. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don’t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.

2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola… Maa
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!a

3. Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1)Pray, so that u may live…
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

5. If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll
leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

6. Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi
bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” ………. “Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai”

7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my

8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

9. Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for “world
peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said “Let me try world peace”

10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life
time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad’s ugly decision.

11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always
been……….. a headache !

12. 1 day you’ll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME… just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.
I cannot hide this from you any more. I don’t want to hurt you and I
feel it’s best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
………… Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

13. Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”, chand
ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”.

14. If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i’m cute!

15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!

17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank